Hilarious dating stories

I guess I drunkenly gave my number to a random guy at a party who happened to have the same name as this cute guy in my architecture class.

It was super embarrassing but I made myself stick it out with a smile until the date ended.” –Cassie, 29, Boston “I was on a date with a handsome guy and it was going well until he started getting very handsy and I think maybe even tried to slip something in my drink—though this detail is a bit unclear in my memory—but needless to say, his behavior made me uncomfortable.

“On my first date with my now husband, we went to a local pizza place and sat on the same side of a booth because it was really busy and loud.

We had a great time, but when we were waiting for our check, he let out a huge fart that I couldn’t hear or smell—thank goodness—but I definitely felt the massive vibration.

When we first met up, everything seemed fine—he was outfitted as a hipster and even had a good job.

It wouldn’t have been so terrible if he also didn’t talk only about himself for an hour and end the night by saying ‘he hadn’t felt this connected with anyone in years.’ I legit said nothing the whole time we were together.

Lesson learned: manage your expectations—especially on Tinder.” –Lucy, 29, Brooklyn “I went on a first date with a guy I knew from high school.

It was ridiculous, but, lucky for him, we both started cracking up.” –Laurel, 30, Indianapolis “My first date in college was with a guy named Ian. I got super dressed-up and went to the campus bar to meet him.

It turned out to be a different Ian than the one I THOUGHT I would be meeting.

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